Text; SmexySmuppets69

[eatdavesbabies]

this place needs to slow down. it’s like a horror movie but it doesn’t know what the fuck it wants to be. it’s mixed it’s generic zombie chiller in with psychological horror in a dumb peanut butter and dogshit combo.

but enough about that shit. have you guys seen the bots lately? they’re acting like they went for the cheap oil and are drunk off their asses. I want to gather a few of them up, take their asses apart and see what’s going on with them. anyone up for it?

Comments

[ironicoolly]

are you gonna reprogram them into rapbots with borderline pornographic vocab

[eatdavesbabies]

that’s the long game but right now the concern is making sure they don’t fuck shit up.

[ironicoolly]

shit is already pretty fucked so you might be a lil late for that
can you keep the one that throws beer at alcoholics the same that one is my favorite

[eatdavesbabies]

that dude’s a hero so it’d be a war crime to change his directives. godspeed to that crazy bastard.

mostly it’s fucking sad watching all of them go on like dementia patients. it’ll be worse depending on how much they maintain the place.

[ironicoolly]

its kinda bugging me that this shit is even affecting them to begin with
i mean its zombies
robots shouldnt be able to get infected with whatever the fuck it is theyre spreading

[eatdavesbabies]

maybe. just maybe. in the end technology was the real walking dead.

find out more about surviving a shithole zombie infested fuckfest wednesdays at eight for the next fourteen seasons.

[ironicoolly]

oh my god

references to shitty shows aside if youre gonna start anywhere its probably best to start with the medbay bots
i get the feeling this place is gonna really need a functioning medbay soon
or who knows this is zombies were talking about maybe medical treatment is out of the question and we gotta take our infected friends out back and blow their brains out with a shotgun
apparently death doesnt stick here so

[eatdavesbabies]

death doesn’t seem to have much staying power in these places. whatever higher power is supposed to watch the door to the great beyond just does not give a single fuck I guess.

[ironicoolly]

its kind of fucked up if im being honest
i mean
its not an issue for me cause im pretty sure i dont even age anymore
but have you seen ONE old person in one of these places
cause if dying of old age aint a thing either then there oughta be some real fossils around
can you imagine it
youre hitting the big 200 and your mind is gone
your pants are full of shit cause they forgot to change your adult diaper and you cant do it yourself
its some i have no mouth and i must scream shit