[text | @SCARAMOUCHE] backdated to the day of the earthquake

[numerouno]

[Grainy photographs are being uploaded to the network with an uncharacteristic lack of commentary. Some shots are slightly oversaturated, overlit by the steady beam of a flashlight.

The first lot depicts a few of the many glowing crystals, both big and small, that can be found inside the caverns that the sinkhole uncovered. The next set shows an oddity found in the deeper sections of the underground tunnels: boiling ponds of something or other. A little later, a third series appears: the cave walls have become unnaturally smooth.

Finally, one last upload rolls in: a curved, artificial wall has been captured from a number of angles. These shots come with a brief caption:]

look what i found

[Scaramouche knows the devastating potential of loud noises better than most; the vibrations of his voice alone could cause a newly exposed cave system like this to collapse, not to mention disturb all of the creatures living in it. He is not taking chances.]

Comments

[numerouno]

sure babe if you say so

[tsuyoi_ame]

My name is Yamamoto and I am too old to be called baby.


[Some day one of his friends will explain what babe means and he will feel like an idiot, for now, he is troll bait.]

[numerouno]

OK baby

[Less than half of his attention is on his phone now.]

[tsuyoi_ame]

Are you trying to be rude on purpose?


[What the hell man, he thinks this may not get him anywhere but never one to give up on something he'll try to figure it out and remain friendly.]

[numerouno]

are you always this dense?

[tsuyoi_ame]

Haha! Probably because it makes no sense for you to call me a baby.

[numerouno]

OK babe don't make a song about it

[tsuyoi_ame]

Why would I do that?

[numerouno]

you know what forget it

[tsuyoi_ame]

Oh, okay, well, nice to meet you!

[numerouno]

you too babe

[tsuyoi_ame]

[He does not know what to say that will not continue the same line of questioning and the guy said forget it, so he is going to simply send a little :D