text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[floozie]

Sure, ig I don't mind. It's a lot to text so I'll tell you when we meet up.

You said you were going to take one for a spin, so do you sit on it?

[fessus]

Sounds good, and don't think I'm missing all the text speak too, gj (good job) 👍🏻

Yes

[floozie]

(FLUFFS HIS HAIR IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE COMPLIMENTS)

There are so many to remember, but it if means something so simple takes less time and effort? I'm there.

It is a machine? Does it fly?

[fessus]

That's what I'm saying

Uhhh yes and then no. [ Unless it's a very souped up Regalia but. ]

[floozie]

No aerial transportation, then.

Is that what they are? A form of transportation?

[fessus]

✅

[floozie]

Damn, I'm good. I wish you could fly it, though.

I'm smelling something rank up here, is that the monsters? There's goo all over the floor!

[fessus]

Idk if that really counts as you having figured it out js.

Check your hair, smell that and see if it's it lol. Jk, the smell gets worse when you get near the fields and stuff but who knows why. Maybe it's that?

1/4

[floozie]

(hop-hops to keep away from it. you never know when's something'll poison ya.)

It totally does. I can keep guessing, but it's kind of pointless if I've never seen one. I'm picturing some kind of carriage, though.

Unless it's a boat.

2/4

[floozie]

3/4

[floozie]

No way, from what I saw in that introduction video, there was no water at all outside of Anchor.

It has to be a mechanical carriage.

4/4

[floozie]

Alright, I'm as far as I want to get without company. Hurry up and find me!

I'm next to a sign that says "R&D" and it's hard to miss. It's twice my height.

[floozie]

In the barracks, meandering.

I was trying to do laundry, then ruined my shirt. Now I'm cold and alone!

[itsnotaonesie]

it's all good, sometimes you just gotta meander.

I'll be there in a few minutes, then we can do something about your shirt situation.

[floozie]

How kind of you.

You'll recognize me immediately; I'm the flashiest one around. Red hair, can't miss it.

[itsnotaonesie]

Don't think we have many redheads around here, should be easy to spot. See you in a bit.

[Peter wasn't kidding about showing up quick. As soon as he finishes up the Roomba he's on his way with it tucked under his arm, and sure enough, Zelos is super easy to spot. he waves him down as he approaches,]

Jeez, you weren't kidding about the hair, dude. Doesn't get much flashier than that.

[floozie]

Would I lie to you, Spides? (smirking with a showy flip of hair over a shoulder, dipping into a shallow bow.

now all of this would be relatively normal if zelos had a shirt on, but he seems rather fine with showing off. he's strong, broad, and definitely unable to fit into one of peter's shirts—unless, of course, he has some kind of pullover lying around.

raiding another quad is sounding better and better. not before checking out his new roomba, though.)

That was fast... trying to beat a record or something? Don't tell me you ran all the way here.

[itsnotaonesie]

I have no idea, man. I've known you for like twenty minutes.

[Just saying. Also it probably doesn't help that Peter tends to dress in baggier clothes that make him look skinnier than he actually is. His over shirt actually might fit Zelos? But optical illusions, man.]

Nah, I jumped. It's a pretty direct shot down from R&D, just gotta angle it right.

[Because that sounds like something a rational person would do, right? Anyway, he's going to set this Roomba up for a demonstration like this conversation isn't even weird.]

[arcadedragon]

A few. They are working on it.

The teleporter only seems to work one way. They're trying to reverse engineer it to create another one but it's more complicated than that.

I think. I'm not a scientist.

[voice to text | @SCARAMOUCHE]

[numerouno]

So who are you again?

[He's not reading all these responses to find out; he's got better things to do.]

[floozie]

Only the most attractive man here. The name's Zelos Wilder.

Who're you?

[numerouno]

Uh-huh.

I'm not for hire, Pretty Boy.