text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[arcadedragon]

If it doesn't mean anything then why say it?

I went through a teleporter and wound up here. And yourself?

[He was thrown through it. Shh.]

[floozie]

Clearly, if you're here and they're not. The big boys always insist on getting in the way.

(there must've been a better way to word that.)

I can't imagine riding an oversized bird. Aren't their bones too brittle for that sort of thing?

[fessus]

Ugh

[floozie]

Is that a yes or no?

[fessus]

idk you saying big boys felt really wrong somehow, plus ugh at the thought of me sitting on a chocobo and breaking all its bones or something, like I'd do that.

They're super tough believe it or not. I've heard some of them can use some pretty crazy magic but I've only seen little stuff. They definitely kick pretty hard.

[floozie]

No dresses, since I like them on ladies well enough that I'd never dream of stealing their thunder, but no one can say I'm not in touch with my feminine side. Pink looks fantastic on me. I also like frilly blouses, silks, and bows.

People should be allowed to do whatever, even if naysayers don't understand why. So knock yourself out, man.

[floozie]

I don't know, ig I just grew up saying it. Good point, though; I'm going to strike that one from my usual greetings.

I don't remember a lot from that time, so I couldn't even begin to guess. Turns out it doesn't matter, because the way home's blocked anyway. Don't we have any whizzes around capable of fixing the damn thing?

[floozie]

You're not that fat, LMAO.😂

I believe it. Is that what you used in the decontamination room? Magic?

[fessus]

I'm not fat at all, I'm toned. 💪

Yeah, didn't really want to but my hands were tied. You said you were going to do something too though.

[floozie]

You don't have to tell me, man. I got the whole picture.

I was, but your way was more prudent at the time. That's why I let you go first.

[enumerator]

It "sucks" for the person who is owing. I've gotten far with favors.

I've worked without pay before, and for people more important than you. I'm not doing that again.

[substances]

well thats 1 way of lookin at it i guess
man frilly blouses are the best
i didnt get 2 bring any of the ones i had at home
but i steal clothes from my gf all the time
all her tshirts r crop tops on me tho shes tiny

neway wat chores do u have 2 do already?

[floozie]

Then don't. It's not like I'm forcing you into anything.

[floozie]

That's too bad, because they have awful fashion sense here. Except for that guy in the welcome video; he was wearing a pretty nice uniform.

I have laundry, cooking, and cleaning to do. I ruined my first shirt, which is why I'm just hanging around half-naked, and I don't mind doing some cooking. My biggest issue is that this place is filthy and cleaning's not my strong suit (because it's boring). You know how it is.

[fessus]

Glad you agree but also it'd be cool if we forgot that that happened.

Lol thanks, happy to help. What was your backup plan?

[floozie]

A spell that'd brighten up the room, obviously.✨

And why should I? Just because you were embarrassed doesn't mean I was. I thought it was pretty funny.

[livingdeadgirl]

thats not
ugh

[ She was trying so hard not to feed the troll that she circled all the way around and fed the troll after all, like a gosh dang chump. WHOOPS. ]

just forget it
its none of my business anyway
do what you want

[itsnotaonesie]

Well, right now I'm in my lap in research and development, that's on the level just below the surface level. It's real easy for me to be anywhere fast though, so if you know what you're close to you can just let me know and I'll figure it out.

[floozie]

(IN HER DEFENCE, HE'S ALWAYS THIS BRUTAL TO TALK TO)

Apology accepted.

You've got a cool username. What's your real one?

[floozie]

You have a whole lab? I didn't know I was talking to the big leagues.

As much as I like taking long, pointless walks, I'd much rather you bring it to me. Would you do that? Then I don't have to risk getting lost. So many people would be beside themselves with worry; I'd hate for a search party to be sent out.

[livingdeadgirl]

[ More like Zelos WHY-lder amirite ]

i wasnt apologizing but ok
anyway uh
thanks i guess?
normally i use @aa
but i was in sort of a weird mood a while back and changed it
and now it wont let me put it back

[floozie]

(slam DUNK)

Your actual name is @ aa?

(zelos no, you just worded everything weirdly.)

try @

[livingdeadgirl]

what
oh
no i misread the question sorry

[ And in hindsight he'd have no way of knowing she ever had another username! So this makes more sense actually. ]

its ami aihara
aa is just my initials

[floozie]

(ami, huh? that's typically a woman's name... he's paying way more attention to this conversation now.)

Hey, no worries. I've honestly been the one who's been a bit rude.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

[livingdeadgirl]

[ Poor Ami. Poor, dear, sweet, naïve Ami. She didn't know.

She has to think about it. She kind of wants to say "no" and be done with it, but ... other than acting lazy and obnoxious, he hasn't done anything all that terrible. And she does try to give people benefit of the doubt... ]

sure i guess
how about you whats your name