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[dispenserofjustice]

You know what I was just thinking? "It would be great to visit a creepy, mostly abandoned colony right now." Because the first several times we had to answer a distress call or had a mission that took us to these outposts weren't bad enough.

That's not really why I'm typing this up. Correct me if I am wrong but it looks like most people here are human. That's a little bit of a problem for me. Love humans, honestly. Some of my close friends are human.

The whole "we evolved on levo-amino acid-based biospheres" is the deal-breaker. I can't exactly eat levo-based food. Well I could but I'd prefer a better death than that. So what I'm trying to ask is if there is, possibly, any alternatives.

I mean I'd really like to not starve if that's possible. Just throwing that out there for consideration.

Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

I would love to hear all about that some time because it sounds absolutely fascinating but first we need to figure out how to feed you.

[dispenserofjustice]

That IS sort of the point. For the most part Tali and I made do with rations. I did get some Turian chocolate from a friend once.

Never did understand why.

[itsnotaonesie]

Secret admirer? Or maybe you just looked like you could use some chocolate.

Now I want chocolate. I don't know if we have any, crap.

[dispenserofjustice]

Oh. OH. Well now that makes a little more sense. So does Tali's comment. Too bad for the person that gave it to me since I'm happily taken.

And now I also wish I had some on me.

[itsnotaonesie]

Ooooooh yikes huh. Free chocolate though, right?

This is a straight up tragedy.

[dispenserofjustice]

You say that but I imagine it wouldn't be too difficult for you to find some for yourself.

[itsnotaonesie]

There might be some at the whole foods.

It might be radioactive though.

[dispenserofjustice]

What? Like your spider?

[itsnotaonesie]

Yeah except I didn't try to ingest the spider. I don't think eating radioactive chocolate and getting bitten by a radioactive spider would have the same results.

[dispenserofjustice]

I think both could potentially do more harm than good, really.

[itsnotaonesie]

Oh yeah, I definitely got lucky there.

kill me ryo for i am fail

[dispenserofjustice]

Really really lucky, kid. Getting bitten by anything and getting something more positive out of it doesn't really happen.

you are not ilu 8(

[itsnotaonesie]

Can't say I've heard of it ever happening. Bit by a shark? Lose an arm. Bit by a raccoon? Enjoy your rabies.