superposition: ((tight-lipped))
Qubit ([personal profile] superposition) wrote in [community profile] redshiftrp2019-10-02 10:46 pm

video; @Qubit

[ Yeah, so, Qubit looks a little put out for some reason! Almost as if he took something personally that definitely wasn't meant that way. ]

Qubit here. In light of recent events, I'd like to remind everyone that circumventing security measures makes the station less safe for all of us.

[ Holds up his index finger- ] Now before anyone starts, I'm by no means disputing your fundamental right to privacy. No, there should not be cameras in your private rooms. But the cameras in public spaces are there for a reason - to detect things like, say, an intruder planting surveillance where it shouldn't be.

[ He pauses for a moment, debating whether he should go for this next part. But... yes. Yes, he absolutely is this petty. ]

... On a side note. For anyone unfamiliar with Earth mythologies, "Loki" is the name of a Norse trickster god, best known for repeatedly deceiving his family and friends for his own amusement. More fool them for trusting him, I suppose.

[ Then he shrugs, with a wry expression that isn't quite a smile. ] Although if memory serves, his little pranks generally come back to bite him, sooner or later. Food for thought.
itsnotaonesie: (some commando shit idek)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter makes a weird "Ppppfffsshhhhssss" noise, like he's just combing through his memory for everything he can remember about Creepy Joe.]

Kinda puttin' me on the spot, here. Uhhh... I'm not sure. He said-- he said he didn't want to come back to Anchor. Something bad happened here. I mean, we all know that, but he didn't really specify. Like, he was super cryptic about everything, it was really hard to get a straight answer out of him. He said... uh, something weird about the suns, things change whenever there's four suns. Something like that? But, like, that was all he said. And then he went all Eldritch abomination on us and attacked us.

Edited 2019-10-07 19:56 (UTC)
itsnotaonesie: easycompany (you're straight up shittin me)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If I could remember word for word what this dude said, I'd tell you. I got a little distracted by the blood explosion and tentacles that came out of his face.

[If he sounds a little snippy that's because he really didn't want to have to think about the fuckin horror show that was Creepy Joe again.]
itsnotaonesie: (don't make that face at me)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-07 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter sighs, taking a second to relax so he can focus better. It kind of works.]

Yeah, he did say he was from here. Or as "from here" as any of the rest of us are. He said... he said he didn't want to come back with us, like whatever had happened here was somehow worse than being out there where he literally mutated into some kinda... just. Nightmare.

Cole just knows things. It's best not to question it.
itsnotaonesie: movieconnoisseur (im not saying it's aliens)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-07 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter makes a little affirmative "mmhm" noise, and is about to comment on the Creepy Joe thing, but no, Qubit wants to push the Cole thing. Cue Peter rolling his eyes.]

It's-- I don't know if it's a power? He's an empath or something. He can't read minds, but he seems to be able to read feelings. Like, he-- okay, when I first met him, I was uh... Not... doing well, and he rolls in like "yo you feel like shit and here's why" and I was like "dude you are so right". Then he gave me really good advice that took me way too long to actually follow.

...My point is, he's actually really cool.
itsnotaonesie: (eating spiders???)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
That is exactly what he did.

[I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S SUPER WEIRD.]

And it was nuts because I really needed it, too. It's like he knew exactly what to say.
itsnotaonesie: movieconnoisseur (what i was totally listening)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
He uh, became more coherent the more I talked to him. Or, maybe I was just getting better at understanding where he was coming from. I know he's a little odd, but we're all kind of weird in our own ways.

[Oh Peter knows. He pays very close attention to things that annoy Qubit. For reasons.]
itsnotaonesie: (nice sweater dork)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Qubit but not even.

And now Peter's chuckling.]


Okay, he's kind of a... crunchy, kinda hippie sort of guy? I find it refreshing, though.

[Kind of. Mostly he's just saying it to annoy Qubit. Lovingly.]
itsnotaonesie: (What could POSSIBLY go wrong??)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[DAMMIT, he's caught onto the bullshit!!]

What? You're tellin' me you don't get tired of staring at technology all day?
itsnotaonesie: movieconnoisseur (lemmie stop you right there)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I like to look at my cat.

But nah, you got me there.
itsnotaonesie: (tripping so many balls)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I could just record my own.

[What is wrong with these assholes??? What is wrong with these assholes????]

I think we got a little off track.
itsnotaonesie: (all about how)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-15 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[I mean yeah fair.]

No problem, man. Thanks for listening, I'll catch you later.

[and peter hangs up his SPACE PHONE THE END]