003✖; (text @hot.damn)

[circumitus]

[The following post has been filtered from un:bearly.bewitched AKA Elleru for obvious reasons:]

been living with a roommate for a little over ½ year and shes great and beautiful and makes food sometimes and says really nice things but just not entirely sure what she wants yet
sometimes all she wants to do is hang out in bed and sings to me while brushing my hair and it felt nice but no ones ever done that kind of thing before so not sure what to make of it

tho a couple months ago she said things like she has "wanted more than friendship" and "if you want to be with me you need only say so" but does that mean what it sounds like or is it reading too much into the situation??

asked to take it slow didnt know what else to say in case it was wrong
mind you she was naked when she said some of these things
but we were in the spa so ofc she was naked this is relevant

anyway

cant tell if shes pissed now bc recently started noticing things like a rat stuck in the drawer and someone definitely put it in there on purpose
the cat sure as hell wouldnt do something like that hed probably just eat it on the spot

[At least Rey doesn't get squeamish, so she was able to just let the poor critter go in the garden level WHERE IT BELONGS because what the hell, Elleru.]

today theres this big ass dead animal on the front door of our room
dont see her around but pretty sure it was her bc theres a paper flower left next to it that she usually makes so unless one of you fuckers out there fess up to playing games its probably her

at any rate is this a threat??? made a mistake?? she isnt human so maybe its possible to have just interpreted her signals the wrong way? or maybe shes mad about being asked to take whatever we have going on slow??

any advice is appreciate

[Sorry, Anchor. You're dealing with the most Useless Lesbian ever.]

Comments

text @ Yamamoto

[tsuyoi_ame]

She sounds like a cat, leaving presents because she likes you. You should ask her on a date, that's starting slow.

[circumitus]

a date? serious?

[tsuyoi_ame]

Sure, you won't know till you try! You could take her on a walk in the park or I guess give her a present back?

[circumitus]

whats even an appropriate gift in response to something like this??

[tsuyoi_ame]

I got my boyfriend something I know he loves; you should do that. What's her favorite thing?

[circumitus]

she likes lots of things

like music

spas

the cat

guess shes into cheesy romance novel shit but havent gotten around to reading any of that stuff yet

[tsuyoi_ame]

I got it! Take her on a spa day, spend the whole day spoiling her at the spa. Then you can end it with listening to music and snuggling the two of you with the cat.

If you get all the things she likes she really know you're into her.

[circumitus]

so just combine all the things she likes into one thing???

sopunds just crazy enough to work

[tsuyoi_ame]

Right!

It'll be your first date and then you can tell her how you feel. That's the most important part.

[Because that is how relationships are supposed to start, usually.]

[circumitus]

wait

we're talking about sharing FEELINGS now???

[Oh god.]

[tsuyoi_ame]

If you can't say them, show them. Hug her! Or kiss her, kissing is really nice.

[Rey you can do it, he believes in you!!]

[circumitus]

weve already crossed that kissing bridge tbh

tho circumstances the first time were different

[tsuyoi_ame]

That's okay, when you really like someone all kisses are like the first kiss.

It makes them all special.

So if you liked kissing her, kiss her again, I bet she is waiting for you to do it.