003✖; (text @hot.damn)

[circumitus]

[The following post has been filtered from un:bearly.bewitched AKA Elleru for obvious reasons:]

been living with a roommate for a little over ½ year and shes great and beautiful and makes food sometimes and says really nice things but just not entirely sure what she wants yet
sometimes all she wants to do is hang out in bed and sings to me while brushing my hair and it felt nice but no ones ever done that kind of thing before so not sure what to make of it

tho a couple months ago she said things like she has "wanted more than friendship" and "if you want to be with me you need only say so" but does that mean what it sounds like or is it reading too much into the situation??

asked to take it slow didnt know what else to say in case it was wrong
mind you she was naked when she said some of these things
but we were in the spa so ofc she was naked this is relevant

anyway

cant tell if shes pissed now bc recently started noticing things like a rat stuck in the drawer and someone definitely put it in there on purpose
the cat sure as hell wouldnt do something like that hed probably just eat it on the spot

[At least Rey doesn't get squeamish, so she was able to just let the poor critter go in the garden level WHERE IT BELONGS because what the hell, Elleru.]

today theres this big ass dead animal on the front door of our room
dont see her around but pretty sure it was her bc theres a paper flower left next to it that she usually makes so unless one of you fuckers out there fess up to playing games its probably her

at any rate is this a threat??? made a mistake?? she isnt human so maybe its possible to have just interpreted her signals the wrong way? or maybe shes mad about being asked to take whatever we have going on slow??

any advice is appreciate

[Sorry, Anchor. You're dealing with the most Useless Lesbian ever.]

Comments

[abheirrant]

The woman who is interested in you romantically is a bird.

[That's all he got from that text.]

[eatdavesbabies]

you bring back a bigger corpse. prove you're the alpha. prove you have this under control.

[vosseeker]

[ He'll minorly upgrade her from "totally hopeless" to "possibly salvageable" in his estimation of her social perception. ]

Good. I'd hate to think someone needed to find you diagrams.

[circumitus]

mutant bunnies huh

seen any of those around?

[circumitus]

weve already crossed that kissing bridge tbh

tho circumstances the first time were different

[circumitus]

what

NO

said shes bird-LIKE
as in she is sometimes a bird thing but most of the time she looks like a regular walking person like most people here

[tsuyoi_ame]

That's okay, when you really like someone all kisses are like the first kiss.

It makes them all special.

So if you liked kissing her, kiss her again, I bet she is waiting for you to do it.

[abheirrant]

[Today in "Descriptions that Do Not Help at All," that.]

She's a shapeshifter, then? Or is it some form of bodily transfiguration?

[itsnotaonesie]

holy shit that's really awesome

ok cool so you really won't have much trouble moving that animal

[bakudan_bambino]

Girls like cute things, right?

No it was just an idea.

[circumitus]

shes not a girl shes a WOMAN

[...]

no idea if itll work but will keep an eye out for something like that tho

[bakudan_bambino]

OKAY my bad. WOMAN. Women like cute things, right? I don't fucking know.

text; @Qubit

[superposition]

[ Oh wow, there actually is someone out there more romantically dense than Qubit? Holy shit, stop the presses. ]

Well, now, that's interesting. It rather sounds like a kaulahren mating ritual, if I'm not mistaken.