[Uri looks up at the greeting, sits right there in front of Crowley's shoes, and meows loudly at him.]

Well, it's a good thing Uri isn't normal then. Uri is a part of my will, so... an extension of me. You don't seem all that bad. [A shrug. He's not going to mean any offense, bends down and picks up the kitten, then looks at the bar.]

Let me know when you're ready, and this guy will cause a big enough scene to have the bartender-bot distracted for a good while.