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[substances]

i need some stuff
flour
sugar
salt
baking powder
eggs
milk
butter

ne1 seen nething like that in ur travels?

o & i need sum1 whose good with computers

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@KaballsDeep

[kaballin]

What do you NOT need?

[substances]

sarcastic commentary?

[kaballin]

No I'm providing that free of charge. Limited time only.

The hell are you making anyway?

[substances]

i can tell. very generous of you im thrilled

waffles for my bro
if no1 can help i'll figure it out on my own

[kaballin]

ok I'm gonna ask a real basic question here so stay with me.

Why

The fuck

Do you have a waffle iron?

[substances]

bcuz my brother has been dead 4 14 years and he deserves them

I don't but i'll figure that out

[kaballin]

I was dead for 20 where the fuck are my waffles?

Making pancakes and cutting out squares in them doesn't make them waffles.

[substances]

its not my fault if no1 likes u enuf 2 make u waffles

wow every1s a critic
i said i'd figure it out

[kaballin]

Well thats hurtful. My feelings.

Your the one that wants to waste a bunch of ingredients making shitty not-waffles. Thats on you.

[substances]

u get wat u give

if u were nice i probably would've offered u waffles
which r not gonna be shitty btw
they're gonna b gr8

[kaballin]

Let me cry myself to sleep over the lack of garbage waffles.

Whats it worth to you for me to break some of those chef bots and steal shit for you?

[substances]

poor baby

i can steal shit from the kitchens just fine i was just askin if ne1 saw them
i'm a pro stealer

[kaballin]

So you're just asking because you're too lazy to go get it yourself?

You know.

I kind of admire that.

Well played.

[substances]

i'm asking becuz i'm too lazy to go looking
figured if sum1 else saw any of this stuff they might tell me

y thank u

so mr. balls deep wat do u do 4 fun neway?

[kaballin]

Easiest way is the best way.

I'm a Black Dragon mercenary. But I'm gonna guess no one knows what that is so lets go with: get paid to do bad guy stuff.

And then for fun? Anything that isn't work.

And yourself Suck a Dick?

[substances]

tru that

'bad guy stuff'
u mean like killin folks rite

literally anything? rly? cmon specifics man

i dunno wat i do 4 fun nemore
i was in a war in the last place
now im here
dont do my old hobbies nemore
that was kinda y i was askin

[kaballin]

Sometimes. If that's what I'm getting paid for.

Look I've been an undead slave for 20 years cut me some slack. I don't know how to have fun anymore. But being here is not it for sure.

All the stuff I DID do for fun we're not set up for here. Fast cars. Fight clubs. Women in skimpy outfits...

Guess I can go get hammered in the bar but seems pointless.

[substances]

whoa thats kinda badass
i mean killing ppl is bad but
u kno wat im gonna shut my mouth on that 1
b/c ive been in a couple wars so my feelings are skewed

wait u have been an undead slave??? wtf? thats fucked up man
maybe we can figure out how 2 have fun 2gether
b/c i forget too
4 a long time fun was just getting high

[kaballin]

It's a living.

Yeah majorly fucked up. Don't recommend it if you're looking for post-death options. I haven't eaten or slept in twenty years so when I found a room here I stared at the bed like a fucking moron trying to remember how PILLOWS work. And cuz Quan Chi kept us in the Netherrealm I've missed 20 years of tv and movies. I dunno what anyone is talking about anymore. And this place sure isn't gonna get me up to date.

Hey that counts as fun. If I could get fucking wasted here I would. Maybe we'd wake up and you know NOT be here anymore.

[substances]

s'all good i think i kno abt my post-death options & its pretty bleak no matter what

omg god i kno sum1 who had that kind of experience here 2
4getting how 2 sleep & all
if u need a hand remembering im gettin good at it

holy shit 20 years???
ur missin out dude
wonder if we cud find sum kinda media or somethin we cud take a look

gettin wasted sounds so good rite now
:( :( :(

[kaballin]

current plan: drink myself into a coma every night.

at some point that'll stop working and then i might need to try something else. Working okay so far.

What kind of movies do they make hella in the future? Bet the explosions are 100x cooler. And CG effects are so good you cant even tell the difference anymore.