[audio | @SCARAMOUCHE] backdated to beginning of May

[numerouno]

SINI, baby!

[An obnoxiously loud, sing-song voice is broadcast across Anchor. The lack of sincerity in its too-bright tone is palpable, made even clearer by the way in which the speaker delivers his next line:]

We need to talk.

[A cool, level monotone, but the smile behind the words doesn't falter.]

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Text un: Rook

[nothinglikefather]

You call everyone baby? I thought we had something special.

Voice to Text un: SCARAMOUCHE

[numerouno]

Who is this

Text un: Rook

[nothinglikefather]

[ Ooh what an opportunity to fuck around ]

After the magical night we spent together? Scara, the wedding's OFF

[numerouno]

[Nobody calls him 'Scara' except...]

Jakealoo! Later, babe--I'm tied up.

[nothinglikefather]

Literally or figuratively? Let me know when you're done.

[numerouno]

[Things Scaramouche won't be doing: that.]