I guess my message didn't send. I'll write it out again, but this is the last time.
Attention, everyone!
If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.
Veterans with at least five years' experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.
In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?
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Attention, everyone!
If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.
Veterans with at least five years' experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.
In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?