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[writtendestiny]

Does anyone know anything about panic rooms?

private to Peter Parker;
Where are you, I need to talk to you.

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[hypothermic]

They're a fun time for the whole family.

Until someone busts out the welding torch or cuts off the O2 supply.

[writtendestiny]

Why would somebody do that.

[hypothermic]

Because if you're INSIDE a panic room, chances are someone wants you OUT.

[writtendestiny]

That goes without saying.
Do you know anything useful? Like how you might find one?

[hypothermic]

Step 1. Look for rich/important people

Step 2. Terrorize them

Step 3. Watch where they run

Step 4. Smoke them out

Step 5. Hide the bodies

And there you have it. Your own personal panic room, and at a fraction of the cost.

[writtendestiny]

I'll rephrase.

How would you find one in a place like Anchor?

[hypothermic]

Step 1. Look for rich/important people

Haven't you seen the sweet digs on the lower level? They SCREAM privilege.

If I were a weak loser who needed someplace to hide, it's where I'd look.

[writtendestiny]

Yes, you do seem very well-informed.

I'll look there.

[hypothermic]

Be a pal and let a guy know if there's anything worth jacking down there.

I've been too busy to window shop.

[writtendestiny]

No. Look for yourself.

[hypothermic]

After all that advice I gave you? That's cold.

[writtendestiny]

You didn't tell me anything I couldn't have figured out on my own.

[hypothermic]

But you didn't.

I took time out of my very, very busy day to help you. Out of the kindness of my chilly little heart. If there isn't a Saint Leonard already, there should be.

The least you can do is case the joint for me.

[writtendestiny]

And if I find something, what then.

It might be worth more than the information you gave me.

[hypothermic]

Sharing is caring.

[writtendestiny]

Not all the time.

[hypothermic]

I'll keep that in mind for the next time you need a favor.