text; @ GOSUCKADICK

[substances]

so does ne1 here smoke pot

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[redwinekindofgirl]

Never in all my life, officer, I swear.

I am the most innocent.

[substances]

ttly
id watch out if i were u
im a real bad influence
if u kno wat i mean
;) ;) ;)

[redwinekindofgirl]

That's the only kind of influence worth listening to.

[substances]

shucks u flatter me

i just thot i had enuf to share finally
i cant be the guy who deprives ppl of joints in the bathtub

[redwinekindofgirl]

You're so generous. Do I get first pick?

[substances]

baby u kno u get first pick of my everything

[redwinekindofgirl]

Oh my god that is the sappiest thing you've ever said to me.

[substances]

srsly?
ive been slackin then

[redwinekindofgirl]

You mean it gets better?

[substances]

i mean i can get real sappy
i was sparin u
i can wax poetic w/ the best of em

[redwinekindofgirl]

Hit me with your best shot, babe.

[substances]

shit
did i ever tell u when i first met u
i thought ur hair felt like clouds?

[redwinekindofgirl]

Seriously???

I mean we were both high as fuck so I can give you that.

@a.h.

[hersay]

Klaus please this is a public network

[substances]

o hay allison
if u think thats bad i suggest u avert ur gaze
it gets worse

@KaballsDeep

[kaballin]

Nah, let 'em. Maybe they'll start sexting.

[substances]

u wud like that wouldnt u
kabal u big PERV

[kaballin]

I haven't gotten a single unsolicited dick pic since I've been here and it's hurting my self-esteem.

[substances]

srsly?
i didnt send u one?
wasted fuckin opportunity

[kaballin]

Nope. I'm feeling very unloved and abandoned here.

[hersay]

Klaus don't do it

[hersay]

I don't know who you are or why you care but literally no one wants that

[kaballin]

Says you!

Anyway who are you the fun police?

[hersay]

His sister. So, yeah, sure. The fun police.

[kaballin]

Let him do what he wants. You can not read it.