[The Thanos thing wasn't really a big fat secret, so he doesn't really mind telling people about it. There's been kind of a LOT OF SHIT going on lately though, it had totally slipped his mind.]
God, okay, uh. Long story short, there was this big alien dude called Thanos, and he gathered up all these magic like, space stones that gave him unlimited power, aaand he used them to kill half the life in the universe because of some bullshit he said about the universe running out of enough resources to support everyone or whatever. I wasn't paying close attention, I was more focused on getting ready to ambush him. So he won aaand trillions of people died.
According to Loki, though, the Avengers were able to reverse it, so I guess everyone's alive again? Which is good, that means I'm alive again. Or I... will be? In like four years? I-- I don't know, man, it's confusing and I'm tired.
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[The Thanos thing wasn't really a big fat secret, so he doesn't really mind telling people about it. There's been kind of a LOT OF SHIT going on lately though, it had totally slipped his mind.]
God, okay, uh. Long story short, there was this big alien dude called Thanos, and he gathered up all these magic like, space stones that gave him unlimited power, aaand he used them to kill half the life in the universe because of some bullshit he said about the universe running out of enough resources to support everyone or whatever. I wasn't paying close attention, I was more focused on getting ready to ambush him. So he won aaand trillions of people died.
According to Loki, though, the Avengers were able to reverse it, so I guess everyone's alive again? Which is good, that means I'm alive again. Or I... will be? In like four years? I-- I don't know, man, it's confusing and I'm tired.