[ The good news is: Jeff totally has something that could help with his insane levels of anxiety right now! The bad news: he has a very, very limited supply and it'll run out fast if he doesn't ration it... ]

Okay, wow, no! Flip flops are so practical. Like if you need to step into your garage for a second but you don't want your feet to get cold on the concrete! Or if you need to take the trash out! Or if you need to put your daughter's laundry back in her room and she's recently picked up sewing as a Talent and there are little sewing pins that get in the carpet and you don't want to step on any of them! [ Apparently, defending flip flops is enough to distract him from his panic?? ]