Video @Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

[The video opens with a idyllic shot of horses grazing in a pasture with a barn in the background. Well idyllic if you discount the fact that they're clearly on the agriculture level of Beacon, one of the horses is glowing and the other is Branwen and that some of the other animals in the paddock are mutated deer. It's about as close to scenic as this place gets.]

Kieran and I have been working on getting a ranch going up here. Cho's been doing tests on the deer and they're good to eat so I'm gonna try and get a little herd going. But then over here...

[The camera pans to some cleared areas nearby with the smoothness of someone who has used their phone to film hundreds of Vine videos back home.]

I thought we could start some sort of farm? I've grown tomatoes before but I don't know anything about farming, I'm more the livestock sort. So if anyone wants to work on this, you're more than welcome.

Actually if anyone wants to help with any of this feel free. But don't try to pet the deer. They're not friendly.

Comments

[sleepyhollowed]

You got me there. Only thing I know about reptiles is how to avoid gettin' eaten by 'em.

[GATORS, MAN.]

Well, that and shootin' them, but I got a feelin' we don't need much of that right now.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Is that a problem where you're from?

... Are you from Florida?

[This whole time has he been befriending Florida Man™?]

[sleepyhollowed]

Nnnnnnot from Florida, no.

[ALAS, Kieran is only Florida Man^TM in spirit. Not in actuality.]

L-Last place I camped at was over in Lemoyne. Plenty of gators there in their bayous.

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Florida Man Lite™, the same taste with only half the newspaper articles.]

OH. Yeah alligators, that's.. something I've never dealt with. Only seen them in zoos. Man I hope we don't have radioactive alligators here.

[sleepyhollowed]

[That's closer to it!]

[Kieran pauses then looks at Pratt with a gaze filled with sheer terror that quickly shifts into a quiet sarcasm.]

...Y'know, I didn't think that was possible 'til you just mentioned it.

Thanks fer that.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I think maybe I do have super powers, and that's it. Thinking up the literal worst case scenario.