What would this place do without me?

[oh hey! Robots! Yeah he's totally going to break them. As soon as one so much as raises a hand to fire at him he dashes forward, swinging his hooksword with enough force to chop its head off and send the metal appendage bouncing towards Qubit. Don't say he never got you anything.]

Its in the microwave waiting to go. I'm just here to turn the cameras back on so I can watch. You rudely cut the feed and I don't even have commercials to fill the time.

[Though he doesn't seem to be going anywhere ]