[ Qubit doesn't even bat an eye at the popcorn thing. Apparently, this is what passes for friendly banter with him. Is that sad? That's probably sad. ]

Of course I've tried that! But I'm pinned down, and they're out of my range. [ a few more muffled pew pews in the background. ] You can fight, can't you? If you've got time for all this jabbering, you've got time to get up here and help me.

[ Why Qubit thinks he would be remotely willing to do this is a mystery for the ages. ]