[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. At least for now. Good job, distraction-spider.]

Yeah, I can see that date going super well. "Hey girl you look great, and also I'm sticky". Like, I'm a walking disaster? But I like to think I'm maybe not that bad.

[That's probably not true, he did abandon his first date at homecoming after all.]

But no, just my hands and feet stick to stuff. But, nobody's ever tried pelting me with golf balls before, so who knows?