Have you ever read one of those bodice rippers? Completely unrealistic, and not in the good way. Besides, questionable consent seems to be a pretty common theme and it's-- not for me.

[ She won't actually say that it's fucked up. Even if she feels that it is. It's fiction, and judging the actions of fictional characters against the standards of the real world seems kind of useless, in the long term. Still not her thing, though. ]

I think I'll take the kraken and the doorstop. Hopefully one of them will stick.