Ooh-- me! [ Yes, he's raising his hand, way too eager to do literally anything that he has to resist the urge to just race to the kitchen. ] I'll help! I mean, I'm not, like, a chef or anything, but I can put together something decent. And I can work under pressure! Once you've cooked pancakes for a bunch of hungry teenagers, you can handle just about anything...

[ His daughter's slumber parties, man. Those were a true test of his skill in the kitchen. ]