[There it is, he just blurts that out before his brain even realizes what his mouth is doing. Which is not abnormal for Peter, that's like his constant state of being and he's just learned to accept that ridiculous part of himself. In this case though, he's wishing he'd rolled with something a little less blunt, like "I can't believe nobody liked you whaaaaaaat" or something. Too late now, though.
Shit, was he being quiet for too long? Shit, it was getting awkward again DAMMIT PETER
Okay, okay, he's got this. He's just gonna quickly bring the conversation back to an earlier point and pretend this thing didn't happen.]
But uh, it- it's fine. That's not even close to the weirdest question I've ever gotten. My best friend back home asked me if I laid eggs once, and he like, actually meant it.
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[There it is, he just blurts that out before his brain even realizes what his mouth is doing. Which is not abnormal for Peter, that's like his constant state of being and he's just learned to accept that ridiculous part of himself. In this case though, he's wishing he'd rolled with something a little less blunt, like "I can't believe nobody liked you whaaaaaaat" or something. Too late now, though.
Shit, was he being quiet for too long? Shit, it was getting awkward again DAMMIT PETER
Okay, okay, he's got this. He's just gonna quickly bring the conversation back to an earlier point and pretend this thing didn't happen.]
But uh, it- it's fine. That's not even close to the weirdest question I've ever gotten. My best friend back home asked me if I laid eggs once, and he like, actually meant it.