text; @apocalypseArisen [backdated to 4/28]

[livingdeadgirl]

[ Aka the morning after the fancy dress ball. ]

hey so
in case anybody missed last nights shenangians
i have horns now
please dont freak out
yes they are real
no they dont hurt
they are supposed to be there and everything is fine

for anyone with further questions
particularly regarding why this happened or what my whole deal is
i would direct your attention to this video i made a while back
if you still have questions after watching that
then i will do my best to answer them

on a side note im starting to think long hair was an evolutionary mistake
and any desire on my part to grow it out was unmitigated hubris
that is all