text; turntechGodhead

[ironicoolly]

these things are really ugly like i just have to get that out there
the 80s called and they want their idea of what future tech looks like back
also sup im dave strider
just gonna go ahead and get that out of the way because introductions bite
anyway
more importantly
what do you guys do for fun around here
the last place i was in just held a bunch of shitty parties
like once a month
and then filled up the rest of the month with airing all kinds of dirty laundry publicly like the worlds worst parody of a high school mean girls clique
so
high bar i know but im hoping you guys have got that beat in terms of entertainment value

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[livingdeadgirl]

You mean like the one I'm texting you with currently right now

[ironicoolly]

yes
that one exactly

[Totally gonna pretend he didn't get made a fool out of.]

i dunno how they made something so ugly and unwieldy but its kind of impressive in a way

[livingdeadgirl]

[ Frankly she just figured he was saying it ironically, so he'll get away scot-free on that one! ]

Maybe its like a hipster thing
Its not old and gross, its *vintage* and gross
The mold gives it character

[ironicoolly]

you know what
that would explain too much about this place so im just gonna go ahead and declare it canon
hipsters built this place mystery solved

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[livingdeadgirl]

Perfect
Idris Elba may not look the part but we must remember
he was stuck here before it was cool

2/2

[livingdeadgirl]

[ oh.

whoops. ]

wrong preset sorry

[ SCREAMS INTERNALLY though ]